How to manoeuvre a fuck up

So last week I hurrah’d maybe a bit too fast at my dating prospects. I had a really enjoyable date with a good looking, mature, interesting fellow and I thought we hit it off. I knew what he was looking for, casual relationship, sex, uncomplicated and frankly I’d be totally fine with that.

Except.

Don’t fucking not answer my text I send a day later.

Cause that’s me telling you you’re green lit for the next move. And if you’re too stupid to get the big fucking nod, don’t think I’m gonna flirt with you via messenger so you can get your rocks off. 

Boys, take notes for christ’s sake. 

Avery is holding my phone with a picture of Top Gear, training her early!

Me and Avery chillin, like a boss.

Me and Avery chillin, like a boss.

This is my niece, Avery Michelle. My brother is so lucky to have such an amazing daughter and his girlfriend is a pro baby maker, look at those cheeks! 

I’m so honoured to share my middle name with her, what a gift <3 

Today is a good day :)

My niece was jus born! Can’t wait to meet her!!

Baaabies!!!!!

I weep every time I hear this song.

This is what I feel like every time I play the Sims. 

T_______T

(Source: ambientcosmos)

John is a doll, took the time to reply! I’m looking forward to getting my bookplate, I can wait a bit longer! Also, I sorta squee’d knowing that he looked at my blog, however briefly. 

I…actually went on a date O____O

And it was actually pretty great. He’s from a city a couple hours away, good job, mature, good looking, brown boy and pretty damn GGG. Not sure where this will go but fuck yeah boost of confidence! 

Dad thinks I like to watch Top Gear to learn about cars…

…How do tell him I watch it cause I have a thing for older British men?

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